josiah is dumb: How to get someone to fall in love with you:

the-vashta-nerada:

Things you need: A ring, access to a tanning bed, gray hair dye.

1. Tan with wedding ring on, making sure that there is an obvious tan line from the ring.
2. Dye hair gray. The older you look, the better.
3. If you are male, make sure to grow a ragged beard.
4. Sneak into your…

Foolproof